Monday, April 18, 2011

Whitest Man on Earth

I have claimed several times that Art Carden is the whitest man on earth.

Being truly white is not just having pasty skin, though of course that helps.

Being truly white requires a sense of tight-ass, mayonnaise-on-Wonder fashion, also, no matter how out of place.

Consider the picture below, taken at APEE, in the Bahamas. The prosecution rests.
(BTW, in case you couldn't tell, Art C is the giant corn-fed galoot in the middle, with the suit)

2 comments:

Pablo said...

Sorry, but Art Carden looks like a crack smoking gangsta compared to this future presidential candidate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDwwAaVmnf4

I am a big fan of his despite this moment, but the whiteness will literally blind your retina.

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I don't think so if he is really that white. Well, he looks handsome on his attire. They look photogenic on the picture.