Monday, October 05, 2009

The British Driving Test

The test to secure a full driver's license in G Britain is notoriously difficult. It takes less than "the Knowledge," but it's still pretty hard.

And, rather strangely anachronistic. Here are two examples of questions from the actual test:

Which THREE should you do when passing sheep on the road?
a) Go very slowly b) Be ready to stop
c) Allow plenty of room d) Pass quickly but quietly
e) Briefly sound your horn (correct answers are a, b, and c)

A person herding sheep asks you to stop. You should

1 ignore them as they have no authority... 2 stop and switch off your engine
3 continue on but drive slowly... 4 try and get past quickly
(correct answer is #2, though of course #1 is clearly the Angus/Mungowitz approach to this, and to ALL other of life's great questions)


Tommy the Englishman notes, in an email: AND I mocked the North Carolina test for asking questions about travelling with passengers in the back of your pickup!

Aye, Tommy: That'll DO, sheep!

UPDATE: I want to add my own favorite topic from the test, having looked at the questions here....The problem involves riding a horse on the road (really, it does):

Before you take a horse on to a road, you should

-ensure all tack fits well and is in good condition
-make sure you can control the horse
-Always ride with other, less nervous horses if you think that your horse will be nervous of traffic. Never ride a horse without both a saddle and bridle.


Now, if *I* obey the command to ride only with other "less nervous" horses, it simply must be true that at least one, and strictly speaking ALL, of my companions are breaking the rules. If their horses are less nervous than mine, then mine must be MORE nervous than theirs. Blimey!

The book also suggests that one should make the horse wear a "fluorescent/reflective tail guard." I'm not sure, but I think that Angus and I once went to a club in New Orleans where the dancers were wearing those, at least at the start of their dance.

3 comments:

Paul Gowder said...

This is wonderful!

Though... there are more sheep in rural England even today than you might expect...

Anonymous said...

Tommy the Englishman reports that he received 48/50 on the test--enough to pass. Unfortunately, there were no animal questions to amuse him.

6 weeks until the road test--pass rate about 43%. Lots of employment opportunities teaching drivers ed here in Labour's Britain.

Tom said...

The "Always ride with other, less nervous horses if you think" rule can easily be obeyed by everyone. Just don't think.